Did you watch James May's Big Trouble in Model Britain?
Well, you'll have seen a little of the Hornby visitor centre and be gagging for a proper look around in the company of two well-respected model railway aficionados.
If you find such a film, let me know. In the meantime, Andy York and I take a look. And since he edited the video, my efforts with the Scalextric are less accurately recorded than they should have been...